endlesslyparamore: THATS WHAT YOU GET, WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I DIDINT DO mY FUKCIGN HOMEOWRK– me every night before i go to bed (via beyoncebeytwice)
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
chaseross: starangeandunusual: - Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape. ^^ the...
mikethatchang: if we mutually follow each other there’s a 134% chance that i’m in love with you
monstertoastofdoom: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. Well aint he just looking sharp.
odair: thebogonoslo: odair: there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’ Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!! there’s a special place in hell for you, too
I have a habit of making weird sounds when things...
shavingryansprivates: what if the westboro baptist church translated wrong and god actually hates figs
STOP SCROLLING. u r a faggot OKAY. CONTINUE.
deadwithmyfriends: Things that don’t make you a bad person: Drinking alcohol responsibly Doing drugs recreationally Eating Meat Abstaining from drinking alcohol, doing drugs or eating meat Things that make you a bad person: Condemning someone for their life choices
Q: How do you know if one of your friends is a vegan?
A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
aquus: if you dont nap in the middle of the day you are missing out on an entire universe of pleasure
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
llcooljofficial: girls on facebook who use the caption “I miss summerrr :(” just so they have an excuse to post pictures of themselves in a bikini
I wish I could be cuddled with you on your bed...
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me: *opens tumblr*