pregnantmermaid: like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
commanderinqueef: lms if ur the cream cheese on the bagel of life
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
FACT: I love every single inch of the female body
random blog reblogged you your favorite blog reblogged random blog so close
This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012
tminuslucas: bee-lane: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” omg hahaha fuck you santorum
Type in "officialricksantorum.tumblr.com"
jayke: ihopericksantorum: It looks pretty official to me. This is definitely the official page!
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
I want to be good enough for you.
yanilavigne: In every way possible. I want to be the reason why you wake up smiling. Why you have motivation to do well in life. The one who gives you an extra push when your giving up. I want to be the voice on reasoning when your doing something stupid. I want to be that good girl you want to wife up. Because in your eyes I’m a keeper. I want you to look in my eyes and see that the only place...
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you