tits-n-t4ts:

Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face ~(◕◡◕)~

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wayward-wanderluster: UNF

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [x] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [x] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [x] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

  • [x] Kiss you back
  • [x] Smile & laugh
  • [] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you

You are:

  • [x] Cute
  • [x] Adorable
  • [x] Pretty
  • [x] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew

I Would:

  • [x] Smash
  • [] Pass
thecomplexinsideme: Unf :)

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [x] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [x] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [x] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

  • [x] Kiss you back
  • [x] Smile & laugh
  • [] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you

You are:

  • [x] Cute
  • [x] Adorable
  • [x] Pretty
  • [x] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew

I Would:

  • [x] Smash
  • [] Pass
double-uvulas: UNF

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [x] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [x] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

  • [] Kiss you back
  • [x] Smile & laugh
  • [] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you

You are:

  • [x] Cute
  • [x] Adorable
  • [] Pretty
  • [] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew

I Would:

  • [] Smash
  • [x] Pass

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antiprolife:

If your argument against abortion has anything to do with making people “face the consequences” of having sex and using pregnancy as a punishment, you are wrong and you are an asshole.

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yeaokwhatever: unf

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [x] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [x] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

  • [] Kiss you back
  • [x] Smile & laugh
  • [x] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you

You are:

  • [] Cute
  • [x] Adorable
  • [] Pretty
  • [] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew

I Would:

  • [] Smash
  • [x] Pass

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