que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

(via kimberlinh)

chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

(via mushroomheadshustle)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

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bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

(via fit-girls-do-it-betterrr)

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves, via savage-supernova)

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vaginatrainer:

The worst is like when you find someone super hot but then like the thought of having sex with them makes you feel awkward because you’re not hot enough

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

(Source: pisssmoker, via maggret)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via theasexualpancake)

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