(via poeticlyric)

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah


The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

(via queers-4-kanye)

(Source: twitterscreencaps, via queers-4-kanye)

(via poeticlyric)

(Source: orgasmic-humor, via troubleemaaaker)

me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

(Source: theamericankid, via savage-supernova)


working in a group where no one actually contributes to the projectimage

(via totally-relatable)

(Source: paradisefotografias, via fit-girls-do-it-betterrr)

(Source: straightuppsychox, via queers-4-kanye)


when you make Togepi use metronome and they use explosion but it doesn’t kill the opponent pokemon


(via totally-relatable)



What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via queers-4-kanye)

(via jackncokegent)

(Source: deficiencyincourtship, via killerchemicals)